{"id":3807,"date":"2022-08-26T09:55:09","date_gmt":"2022-08-26T07:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/?p=3807"},"modified":"2022-08-26T09:55:09","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T07:55:09","slug":"mies-takertui-someen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/?p=3807","title":{"rendered":"Mies takertui someen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nilkkojaan my\u00f6ten Twitteriin jumiutunut oululaismies saatiin irti vasta naapurin traktorivinssin avulla.<!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3021\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3021\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/puhelin_vessassa_DSC_1722_20181031-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"k\u00e4nnykk\u00e4 k\u00e4dess\u00e4, sen alapuolella vessanp\u00f6ntt\u00f6\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3021\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/puhelin_vessassa_DSC_1722_20181031-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/puhelin_vessassa_DSC_1722_20181031-269x202.jpg 269w, https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/puhelin_vessassa_DSC_1722_20181031.jpg 689w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3021\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mies oli yht\u00e4jaksoisesti somessa reilut 144 tuntia.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Tapahtumaketju sai alkunsa viime perjantaina, kun mies avasi yht\u00e4 aikaa puhelimensa Twitter- ja Facebook-sovellukset.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dSen j\u00e4lkeen h\u00e4n joutui yh\u00e4 syvemm\u00e4lle someen, ei vastannut en\u00e4\u00e4 puhutteluihin, ei tullut edes sy\u00f6m\u00e4\u00e4n, vaikka lauantaina grillattiin makkaraa ja pihvej\u00e4 ja min\u00e4 tein kiisseli\u00e4kin\u201d, kertoo miehen puoliso, joka haluaa pysytell\u00e4 tuntemattomana.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dKun Facebook jossain vaiheessa kaatui hetkeksi, Twitter imi h\u00e4nt\u00e4 yh\u00e4 enemm\u00e4n puoleensa. Sen lis\u00e4ksi h\u00e4n kuitenkin meni my\u00f6s Vauva- ja Suomi24-palstoille.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kun mies oli jumittuneena kuudetta p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4, h\u00e4nen perheenj\u00e4senens\u00e4 l\u00e4htiv\u00e4t pyyt\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n apua. L\u00e4hist\u00f6ll\u00e4 liikkuneen maanviljelij\u00e4n traktorilla mies saatiinkin irti l\u00e4hes vahingoittumattomana.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dEtusormiin j\u00e4i pieni\u00e4 nirhaumia, mutta ne eiv\u00e4t johtuneet irrottamisesta.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Edellisen kerran mies oli sosiaalisessa mediassa tauotta yli kahden vuorokauden ajan vuoden 2015 pakolaiskriisin aikana.<\/p>\n<p>Miehen j\u00e4lkihoitoa varten on avattu kuusitoista someryhm\u00e4\u00e4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nilkkojaan my\u00f6ten Twitteriin jumiutunut oululaismies saatiin irti vasta naapurin traktorivinssin avulla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":3021,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[120,179,82,90,69],"class_list":["post-3807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kotimaa","tag-facebook","tag-kohut","tag-some","tag-twitter","tag-alypuhelimet","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3807\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheatingu.com\/uutissirkus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}